The Ride Of Your Life - Article by
George Carlin
A powerful advice that
will truly inspire you. In this article, George Carlin advised us to
enjoy the ride of our lives as life is a one way street and
there is no return ticket. He also said that "If you do not read
this to the very end, you would have lost a day in your life." Learn
how to enjoy your life to the fullest from his words of
wisdom.
George Carlin's Views on
Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives
when we like to get old is when we are kids?
If you are less than
10 years old, you are so excited about aging that you think in
fractions.
"How old are you?" "I am Four and a Half!" You are
never Thirty-Six and a Half. You are Four and a Half, going on Five!
That's the key.
You get into your teens, now they can't hold
you back.
You jump to the next number, or even a few
ahead.
"How old are you?" "I am going to be 16!" You could be
13, but hey, you are going to be 16! And then the greatest day of
your life, you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. You
Become 21 ( Oh yessssss!! )
But then you turn 30. Oh my, what happened
there?
Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw
him out.
There is no fun now, you are just a sour-dumpling. What
is wrong? What has changed?
You become 21, you turn 30, then
you are pushing 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it is all slipping
away. Before you know it, you reach 50 and your dreams are
gone.
But wait! You make it to 60! You didn't think you
would.
So you become 21, turn 30, push 40, reach 50, and
make it to 60.
You have built up so much speed that you hit
70! After tha it is a day-by-day thing; You hit
Wednesday!
You get into you 80's! And every day is a complete
cycle; you hit lunch; you turn 4:30; you reach bedtime. And it
doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I was
just 92"
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it
over 100, you become a little kid again. "I am 100 and a half!" May
you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!
How To Live
Longer and Stay Young?
-
Throw Out Non-Essential
Numbers
This includes age, weight and height. Let the
doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them".
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Keep Only Cheerful
Friends.
The grouches pull you down.
-
Keep Learning
Learn
more about the computer, crafts, gardening, make more money and
whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's
workshop." And the devil's family name is Alzheimer's.
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Enjoy the Simple
Things.
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Laugh often, long and
loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
-
The Tears happen.
Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with
us our entire life, is ourselves. Be Alive while
you are alive.
-
Surround yourself with what you
love.
Whether it is family, pets, keepsakes, music,
plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
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Cherish Your
Health.
If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable,
improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get
help
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Don't Take Guild Trips.
Take a trip to the mall, even to the next country; to
a foreign country but not to where the guilt is.
-
Tell the people you love that you
love them, at every opportunity.
And always remember. Life is not measured by
the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our
breath away.
Life's journey is
not to
arrive at the grave safely
in a well preserved body,
But rather
to skid in sideways,
totally worn out, shouting
'...holy
sh*t ...what a ride!'
- George
Carlin
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